In the words of Da Super Fans, “Da Bulls, da bulls, da bulls, da bulls…”

A bull fighting event in Tafalla, Spain turned into a disaster this week when a bull leapt from the arena floor and into the crowd. Forty people were injured, nine of which had to be taken to the hospital. Watch the epic scene after the jump: (more…)

It’s a big day for vampire gossip.

The same day that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson got “caught,” a sneak peak of the new Rolling Stone cover was released. The photo features Anna Paquin, Alexander Skarsgard, and Stephen Moyer of HBOs TrueBlood dressed in… well… nothing. (more…)

Listen, any true football fan agrees that the pre-season is an absolute waste. In fact, even the commissioner’s office isn’t ignorant of this fact, attempting to eliminate two pre-season games and magically turn them into two real ones.

But until that happens, we the fans are stuck with the atrocity that is the NFL Pre-Season, which offers the chance to watch your favorite team fill out the bottom of its roster

Oh boy, I get to see Joe McBum and Allen JaNobody compete for that final practice squad spot?!? I can’t miss this!! (more…)

“Five Guys” has been an often searched search internet term this week. It’s a tricky search term to analyze, for sure, due to the series of sport and entertainment article titles that use the phrase. For example:

• WWE: Five Guys Who Could End The Undertaker’s Wrestlemania Streak
• Five Guys The Dallas Cowboys Can’t Afford To Lose
• Tila Tequila Gets Nailed By Five Guys (With Video!)

However, one can only assume most people are searching for the burger joint franchise called Five Guys, the “Willy Wonkas of BurgerCraft,” according to the Washington Post. (more…)

While some of the chubbier NFL Head Coaches, like Miami’s Tony Sparano and the Jets Rex Ryan, have been trying to get healthier by losing a couple pounds, Philadelphia Eagles Head Coach Andy Reid has taken a whole new approach to making himself look and feel good.

He’s using the EA Sports diet.

The EA Sports diet, apparently invented by Reid himself, involves literally zero physical movement or changes in diet. Apparently, all Reid did was ask EA Sports director of athlete relations Sandy Sandoval to have his avatar character in the popular MADDEN NFL Video Game “slimmed down.”

At first, EM!! thought the entire story was fake, because there was no way in our minds a parent would be so cruel as to name their child “Sandy Sandoval.”

This writer was fairly certain “Sandy Sandoval” was a fictitious character who hung out with Lenny Leonard and Carl Carlson in Springfield.  But apparently Sandoval is as real as R.O.U.S’s.

“I just saw Andy at the owners meetings,” Sandoval recently said. “He comes up to me and is like, ‘Sandy, thanks for hooking me up. I saw myself in the game. My wife loves it. She loves looking at me skinny!”

A plethora of disturbing questions come up after reading this recollection from  Sandoval, such as whether Mrs. Reid plays MADDEN, or if she just uses it as some sort of foreplay.

For anyone familiar with the way Andy Reid looks, the idea of imagining him having intercourse is as frightful as imaging the way his son got pills into prison.

With another week in the books, EM!! takes a quick look back at all the major sports news that people were talking about this week… (more…)

Bob Bradley, the head coach of the USA Men’s Soccer team since 2006, has reportedly stepped down from his position to take a job in the English Premier League. Despite being upset by Ghana in the round of 16, Bradley’s team met their World Cup expectations and considered the campaign to be a success.

The despicable part about his resignation is that Bradley is apparently quitting as the USA coach so that he can take the same position for the prestigious Aston Villa FC of the English Premier League. So, basically, he’s quitting on his home nation to coach a team from Birmingham (which we were fairly certain was in Alabama?). (more…)

“If it looks like a rat, smells like a rat, and acts like a rat…

Then it must be New York City.

Rat sightings in New York City are already above the numbers from 2009, and major construction in lower Manhattan that has scattered ancient rat nests is likely to only increase the problem. Making matters worse, recent city budget cuts have led to a 75% reduction of the city program designed to clear garbage-filled lots and alleys, a typical breeding ground for these disease-ridden ugly version of squirrels. (more…)

Good news America. Soccer’s back.

(We’ll pause here to give you a moment to suppress your excitement) (more…)

With another week in the books, EM!! takes a quick look back at all the major sports news that people were talking about this week… (more…)