For the past few weeks Charlie Sheen’s debauched lifestyle has been hot news. Little did we, the unsuspecting public know this problem runs way deeper.
In an interview Friday Sheen admitted to being on a very specific and troubling drug. “I’m on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen,” the clearly Charlie’ed up actor said. This is truly disturbing news. It appears that Sheen’s commitment to substance abuse has resulted in a super human ability to produce a potent self generating narcotic. The drug has many effects not the least of which is a crippling lack of self awareness and a tendency to “act out” in public.
This should heavily complicate the process of “getting clean.” What’s even more complicated is currently the FDA does not regulate Charlie Sheen, and when a major celebrity as popular as Hot Shots Part Deux’s Charlie Sheen is publicly promoting a drug could a spike in public consumption be far behind?
Please parents, speak to your kids about Charlie Sheen(the drug). If it spreads to our schools it’s going to make crystal meth look like Pop Rocks.