Are Courtney and David Over? What About Coco?!

12 Oct

courtney and david and coco

Courtney Cox and David Arquette have apparently split. I don’t actually know how accurate “split” is, as thus far it’s been listed as a “trial separation.” A statement released says, “The reason for this separation is to better understand ourselves and the qualities we need in a partner and for our marriage,” and, ”We remain best friends and responsible parents to our daughter [Coco] and we still love each other deeply.”

Sounds like they might just be testing the waters, and seeing if some time off will help whatever issues they were having in their marriage. Speaking of which, we have a few clues as to what caused the riff.

He never carries her purse anymore.

He never carries her umbrellas anymore.

He wears the ugliest outfits imaginable.

UPDATE: Okay, so here’s the actual reason: http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_audio/101210_new_arquette_bleeped_v2.mp3

ANOTHER UPDATE: It looks like Christina Agueilera and… her guy are calling it quits as well, along with Laura Dern and Ben Harper, who, coincidentally(?), used to be BFFs with Courtney and David.

One Response to “Are Courtney and David Over? What About Coco?!”

  1. Men's Fitness 09. Feb, 2012 at 6:45 am #

    The other day, while I was at work, my sister stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a forty foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My iPad is now broken and she has 83 views. I know this is entirely off topic but I had to share it with someone!

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