Leave It To Bieber: Justin Bieber Hates Korea.
7 Jul
I’m honestly still a little confused about who Justin Bieber is. He’s like the Blu-ray of, um, whatever he does. Music?
And by Blu-ray, I mean that I do not want or need his services, nor do I understand how he’s different from his predecessors. My greatest fear is that I will be forced to expand my universe to include Blu-ray. Or Bieber. Or both.
But all that being said, now is as good a time as any to educate yourself re: Mr. Bieber.
Why? Because Justin Bieber hates Korea. I know because the internet told me.
Actually, that’s only half true. Justin Bieber only hates North Korea. Phew.
It all started when Bieber’s website had a “Where Should My Next Show Be?” poll. There were several legit options, and then North Korea — which was standing in as the joke answer, you know, like The Fifth Circle of Hell or Mars.
Leave it to Bieber. Amirite?
What conclusions can we draw from all of this? I believe they are twofold—
First fold: I’m sure Justin Bieber has very little administrative control over his website and the polls therein.
Second fold: I’ve already forgotten who he is.
All countries were listed in the poll, so North Korea was not intentionally listed as a “joke answer”. The website 4chan got its members to vote for North Korea though, which is why it surged ahead in the poll. Therefore, Justin Bieber does not hate Korea, North or South.
Well I’m glad that’s cleared up.
Secret confession: I like Bieber.
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