Bieber Fever Bipolarism
26 Jul
I’m not going to lie. It is extremely possibly likely that I have Bieber fever. Despite the fact that “Bieber molests fan” was one of the most searched phrases on Google only eight hours ago. Hear me out—“Bieber saves endangered whales and 1000 babies” also came up. Okay, fine, it didn’t. But who knows what could happen with all these Bieber allegations out there.Apparently, the Biebs tweeted a photo of himself in an orange jumpsuit being handcuffed by a hefty looking dude for his CSI debut and that somehow lead to him molesting a fan. Not sure how and why, but I think I have a theory. BIEBER FEVER BIPOLARISM. Here’s what’s going on: on one hand, we’ve got this douchey 16 year-old Usher protégé who was nominated for BET’s Best New Artist Award…WHAT??? The kid doesn’t even know what “German” is.
Then on the other hand, we’ve got a song like “One Time” that is alarmingly catchy. These two extremes create a love-hate relationship that I, and many outted and closeted Bieber fans, suffer.
So, in short, I’m seeing him on August 31st and I’m 22 years old. Am I hoping to get molested by him? Not necessarily, but who knows what you might see on the web September 1st. And yes, that is Rihanna on the left.
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