Lindsay Lohan! Ankle bracelet! Alcohol! More Boobs!
9 Jun
I’ll click on any news about Lindsay Lohan. I’m assuming this will wear off, but it hasn’t yet. I don’t watch her movies or listen to her music, but I’ll follow her anywhere on the internet.
It’s like I really admire the work of her paparazzi.
Or maybe it’s that I get satisfaction watching someone who started as a child Disney star spiral into an adulthood of substance abuse and bad behavior. I do feel this reflects on Disney in all the right ways.
Or I just can’t forgive her for remaking The Parent Trap. The Parent Trap didn’t need remaking. It was perfect the first time.
I give her props for openly dating women in queer-unfriendly Hollywood. Maybe it’s a stunt, and surely it functions that way, but the fight for gay rights needs all the support it can get, wherever it can get it, so I appreciate that.
Maybe I just think she’s hot?
In any case, here’s the latest, if, unlike me, you need catching up:
1. Her SCRAM bracelet went off Sunday night at a party after the MTV Movie Awards (under her clever pantsuit).
2. The judge issued a warrant for her arrest, set the bail at $200,000, which was, of course, quickly paid, so no worries.
3. Well, a little bit of worries, and a lot of huffing (lying) on Twitter, but “I’m well, working to get proof that I did not tamper with the bracelet or drink,” she told Radaronline.com, while their photographers snapped this wealth of photos of her in her bathing suit by the pool.
I love Lindsay! I know it’s kinda weird but Mean Girls is one of my favorite movies of all time! A pure cult classic. You should give it a try…
And really, how can you not have a soft spot for anybody who’s called Lindsay. It’s just too cute!
I’m glad I’m not alone in this obsession. I’ll check out Mean Girls when there’s a lull in SCRAM activity online.
Thank you for continuing to hold the first Parent Trap in a place of honor.
mean girls is ep!
Lindsay Lohan is a whore what do you love about her? The Drugs? The Sex?
Ummm… yes and yes?
After a lot of deliberation, I think it’s the freckles, for me.
No disrespect to drugs & sex intended.
Look on the bright side, girl’s gonna have a rockin’ ankle monitor tan line!
The other day, while I was at work, my sister stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a 25 foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My apple ipad is now destroyed and she has 83 views. I know this is completely off topic but I had to share it with someone!
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