Better Safe than Cancer. Thoughts about McDonald’s Recall, Shrek and Cadmium
4 Jun
Always knew that there’s something wrong with Shrek’s color. That nuclear green, looks unhealthy, like he’d fallen into some radioactive goo. Anyway, if the new Shrek movie ain’t gonna make you laugh, well, it sure will give you cancer.
Oh cancer, remember the days when you had to be bad in order to get cancer? Smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, suntan all day, but now? Drinking diet-coke from a frickin Mickey D cup will promise you a spot in the line for chemo.
And all thanks to element number 48. Mother Nature gave us Cadmium so we could make great things, like rechargeable batteries. But not kids’ drinking glasses!
“We believe the Shrek glassware is safe for consumer use,” said CPSC spokesman Scott Wolfson. Oh, wow, what a relief.  ”However, we made the decision to stop selling them and voluntarily recall these products effective immediately.” Shit I knew it, we’re all going to die.
Well, at least you get a refund on your glass.
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