Sarah Palin has a New Neighbor
25 May
Joe McGinnis, the expose author, has moved next door to former Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin. Not coincidentally, she’s the subject of his next book.
The move was announced on Palin’s facebook page, where she fittingly described the distance between them as “just a stone’s throw away.”
The entire post is swimming with sarcasm, and is worth a glance. Hopefully, the American author will offer an equally-articulate response, either through the AP or when his book is released.
Clearly, McGinnis made the move because he’s struggling with his expose on the ditsy former vice-presidential candidate. So, to help get his creative juices flowing, we at EM!! have accumulated a list of our favorite Sarah Palin quotes:
“ I think on a national level your Department of Law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we’ve been charged with and automatically throw them out.”

Palin said this on ABC News in July of 2009. She’s attempting
to defend why, if she were president, she wouldn’t be subjected to the same ethics investigations that led to her resignation as governor. She’s also referencing a department…. The Department of Law in the White House… that does not exist.
“It may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand: ‘Sit down and shut up,’ but that’s the worthless, easy path; that’s a quitter’s way out.”
Palin said this, calling out all the cowards who quit, during her resignation speech.
And our personal favorite, from a FOX news interview in November of 2008:
“So from there… how are we (The McCain Administration) going to really shore up the strategies that we need over in Iraq and Iran to win these wars?”
Of course, we realize that 2008 was a long time ago, but we hope all our readers remember that we weren’t actually in a war with Iran. It’s possible Palin confused Iran with Afghanistan, an easy mistake for the former governor to make, since neither can be seen from her house.
Oh, and don’t forget this prank call Palin received during her campaign….


How do the republicans keep dressing up malicious idiots in hot women outfits?
This is some dirty play Republican party… dirty play…