Celine Dion Pregnant at 42
31 May
I would begin this post with the obligatory Titanic reference, but I think E! Online has it covered: “Céline Dion’s diaper duty will go on…double time.”
Ugh. I just vomited in my mouth a little bit. Maybe I’m pregnant!
Anyway, the Canadian fading star is 14 weeks along with twins after undergoing a bizarro combination of in vitro fertilization and — wait for it — acupuncture.
Some fans are concerned about the age of Dion’s husband-slash-manager, René Angélil, who will be 86 by the time the youngsters graduate high school. But listen, when you’re on a mission to get pregnant, the deets aren’t really important. It’s a mission.
Aside for a brief fixation with “My Heart Will Go On” at age ten, I’m less than passionate about Céline. Fortunately, there are plenty of other celebrity pregnancies to gab about:
My favorite love-to-hate screenwriter Diablo Cody, for example, is pregnant with her first child. But beyond this joyous news, I’m mostly in love with her leopard-print muumuu, a fashion essential I wish I had in my wardrobe to cover Chinese food binges (i.e., my version of pregnant).
Other pregnancies: Kaitlin Olson and hubby Rob McElhenney — both of It’s Always Sunny fame. Also, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are expecting their second child, and I’m kind of afraid, since the first one is named — omg — Archibald William Emerson Arnett. WHAT.
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